Capt Stinky Bot

It’s a normal day on the high seas for Captain Stinky Bot, Skipper Smelly Pants and their crew. Just another day aboard the Bugle Butt, where farts, burps and gaseous gusts are the pirates’ primary pleasures. There’s nothing they love more than singing, swiping and arty-farty antics. Until, that is, the captain brews one so gigantic that it blasts a whole lot more than his crewmates’ eardrums. Once the cheers have died down, the horrible truth is revealed…

How can Captain Stinky Bot preserve his pride and command his crew with his dignity exposed in such a way? Will he ever find a way to restore his ruined underwear?

Luckily, his loyal crewmates are right behind him… if the wind’s blowing fair, that is. They hatch a bold and daring plot, the likes of which the pirate world has never seen! Told in jolly piratical rhyme, Capt Sinky Bot: The Fartiest Pirate that Ever Lived, takes early readers on a hilarious adventure with these blusterous buccaneers and their amazing wind-driven weaponry. It's fun. It's funny. It's clever!

So join Captain Stinky Bot and the pirates of the Bugle Butt on their rip-roaring raid to nick the knickers of an entire town.
Don’t forget to bring spare underwear!